Pick-up lines
"Your dad must be a thief 'cause he stole the stars from the sky and
put them in your eyes."
"You don't sweat much for a fat chick."
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?"
"Do you have a quarter?"
"Yes, why?"
"I told my mom I'd call her when I met the girl of my dreams."
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
"Do you want to get some pizza and fuck, or are you not that hungry?"
"You got any German in you?"
"No."
"You want some?"
"Hey baby, what's your sign?" (I'm sorry, I had to put it in there)
"Are those mirrors in your pockets?"
"No, why?"
"'Cause I can see myself in your pants."
Are those space pants you have on? Because your ass is out of this world!
"Your dad must be a terrorist 'cause you da bomb." (That one's for Alex)
"Do you hgave a map because I keep getting lost in you eyes."
"Is your daddy a juicemaker? Because you're Veryfine."
"Does your father play the trumpet, because you're making me horny!"
"Would you come into my garden? I would like my roses to see you."
"My Katie, that's a pretty dress you're wearing today." (I know, it's sick...)
"Are your legs tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all day."
"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gretchen?"
"Wanna dance?"
"No"
"Then I guess a blow job is out of the question."
"I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock."
"If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
"Let me check the tag on that shirt. I need to see if it says, "Made in heaven."
"Hey baby, it's my birthday. I'm the cake and you're the candles. Wanna party?"
"I seem to have misplaced my phone number. Can I have yours?"
"If you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous."
"Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be."
"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
"That shirt looks very becoming on you. Then again, if I was that shirt, I'd be cumming on you too!"
"Hey, I lost my virginity. Can I have some of yours?"
This isn't really a pickup line, but definitely deserves to be on this page. I was listening to a DJ talk about women not wanting their boyfriends going to strip clubs. One woman called in and said she loved going to them with her boyfriend. She liked watching him frozen like a deer in headlights. "Besides, who cares where he gets his appetite as long as he comes home to eat."